How to become an AI Engineer in 2026:1. Say "we should use agents" at least twice per meeting.2. Replace every REST API with MCP whether anyone asked or not.3. Call every search feature "RAG."4. Call every chatbot an "AI Agent."5. Call every AI Agent a "multi-agent system."6. Add a vector database before you have any vectors.7. Introduce OpenTelemetry before anyone has working logging.8. Answer every performance question with "we should add Redis."9. Draw six boxes and one mysterious "LLM Gatewa